Medicine Dispensary Update 6.2

strong dookie tang
OMG Kush  $50  Stinky, stanky, skanky, stankass, stinkass, skinky, skunky, spunky, punky, spiky, spicy, but not pukey, drunky, jinky, janky, or junky.
Gangreen  $45  You know how your brain is like a gang? Well, this new gang is in town and these bitches are going to kick your ass.
Willie’s Hairball  $50  If Willie was an old farm cat he’d cough up one of these monsters.
ButtPlug  $75  Rarified aroma of ordure and clay. Erudite, chatty, heady, totally mental, but pretty boring after the first hit.
Marley’s Dreads  $65  Looks and smells just like dirty hair clumps oozing reggae sweat; takes you nonstop to Ethiopia.
GreenZone  $30  Are you really sick? Hook up a bong of this to your respirator, you’ll feel better.
GreenDay  $50  Loud, brash, dumb, slightly gay-tasting, overpriced, but still good.
Kushzilla  $50  Spanky, skanky, good, gooood, gooo

Medicine Dispensary Update 5.25

skank
OMG Kush, $55 strong, kick ass tones of skunk, turpentine, and cheese. Big head.
Blueberry, $50 dense buds, hella sweet taste, fat head, total indica body slump, super foggy and thick.
Hindu Skunk, $45 intense stink, sticky, dank, strong notes of solvent, cheese, and feet, easy nirvana.
Purple Urkle, $45 neurosurgery via burning plant nectar, some recovery time to be expected.
Jack The Ripper, $45 simply put: killer. Bitch slaps your will into outer space.
KushPuss, $50 smells like god’s pussy, taste like jesus that was a HUGE load hold on back ina minu