tha Bootylounge

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Where else on this skinny planet can you amble in, sit your big self down, and KNOW with perfect confidence and a smile of self-satisfaction, that every divan, davenport, sofa, loveseat, couch, chaise lounge, overstuffed pillow, and bean bag is STRENGTH-TESTED to the highest standard in the seat industry? Only one place, Sweetcakes — tha BOOTYLOUNGE. We can handle whatever you’re settin’ down. So come on in and settle a spell with us. Feed that couch some meat … you’re among friends here.