Medicine Dispensary Update 6.9

Posted on | June 9, 2009 |

nuggs a-blazin'

OMG Kush  $50  You know those motivational seminars people go to at work? This is the polar opposite of that.

DeepChunk  $45  Brain boss to neurons: you’re fired!

Panama Redwood  $45  Remember that one dream with the ginormous medicine plant with a trunk like a house and buds the size of Christmas trees so high up that you couldn’t figure out how to get them and then you ran smack into the trunk and knocked yourself out so hard that when you awoke it was the next day? Like that.

SkunKush  $50  You still have cancer but now even your carcinoma is totally baked. That’s gotta feel better.

theDankness  $45  You’re too sick to operate heavy machinery anyway, so you might as well chill and toast some synapses.

BangAGong  $45  Long song gone wrong. Puts your long schlong in an oblong bong, ding ding dong.

Afgan Cameltoe  $50  Dusky, musky, musty, dank with a hint of rank tang. Distinct stink. Strong stank. Very stro

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