The bottom line

Posted on | June 3, 2009 |

Whether you say bootie, beauté, or buh-hoo-hoo-TAY, eventually it all comes down to the seat of the matter. The lunar twins: just think of all they do! They absorb life’s kicks no matter how freqent and plentiful, dissolving discomfort with awesome force-absorbing mass. They cushion those deserving of a good set-down break from feet time. And, to the delight of young and old alike, they wriggle in wanton abandon as if the libido itself was a rascally, jello-like substance paradoxically both solid and liquid. Is it? Ponder with us.

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