Medicine Dispensary Update 6.9
nuggs a-blazin'
OMG Kush $50 You know those motivational seminars people go to at work? This is the polar opposite of that.
DeepChunk $45 Brain boss to neurons: you’re fired!
Panama Redwood $45 Remember that one dream with the ginormous medicine plant with a trunk like a house and buds the size of Christmas trees so high up that you couldn’t figure out how to get them and then you ran smack into the trunk and knocked yourself out so hard that when you awoke it was the next day? Like that.
SkunKush $50 You still have cancer but now even your carcinoma is totally baked. That’s gotta feel better.
theDankness $45 You’re too sick to operate heavy machinery anyway, so you might as well chill and toast some synapses.
BangAGong $45 Long song gone wrong. Puts your long schlong in an oblong bong, ding ding dong.
Afgan Cameltoe $50 Dusky, musky, musty, dank with a hint of rank tang. Distinct stink. Strong stank. Very stro
Medicine Dispensary Update 6.2
strong dookie tang
OMG Kush $50 Stinky, stanky, skanky, stankass, stinkass, skinky, skunky, spunky, punky, spiky, spicy, but not pukey, drunky, jinky, janky, or junky.
Gangreen $45 You know how your brain is like a gang? Well, this new gang is in town and these bitches are going to kick your ass.
Willie’s Hairball $50 If Willie was an old farm cat he’d cough up one of these monsters.
ButtPlug $75 Rarified aroma of ordure and clay. Erudite, chatty, heady, totally mental, but pretty boring after the first hit.
Marley’s Dreads $65 Looks and smells just like dirty hair clumps oozing reggae sweat; takes you nonstop to Ethiopia.
GreenZone $30 Are you really sick? Hook up a bong of this to your respirator, you’ll feel better.
GreenDay $50 Loud, brash, dumb, slightly gay-tasting, overpriced, but still good.
Kushzilla $50 Spanky, skanky, good, gooood, gooo
Medicine Dispensary Update 5.25
skank
OMG Kush, $55 strong, kick ass tones of skunk, turpentine, and cheese. Big head.
Blueberry, $50 dense buds, hella sweet taste, fat head, total indica body slump, super foggy and thick.
Hindu Skunk, $45 intense stink, sticky, dank, strong notes of solvent, cheese, and feet, easy nirvana.
Purple Urkle, $45 neurosurgery via burning plant nectar, some recovery time to be expected.
Jack The Ripper, $45 simply put: killer. Bitch slaps your will into outer space.
KushPuss, $50 smells like god’s pussy, taste like jesus that was a HUGE load hold on back ina minu